_fire_millen
|
If
you feel that Millen should be fired, the t-shirts and gifts
in this shop are for you. These shirts and gifts are perfect
for Detroit Lions fans. |
| _loading_ |
A
"Loading... Please Wait..." t-shirt would make a
great gift for the computer savvy geek in your life. You'd
rather get a sticker, maybe to put on the side of your workstation?
We have those too. How about some kids clothes. They are indeed
still growing, therefore loading into what they one day will
be. There are a bunch of great t-shirts and other great gift
items here. |
| 333_half_evil |
If
666 is supposed to be totally evil, 333 must be half evil. The
t-shirts in this shop say 333 Half Evil. |
| america_rules |
You
have probably seen Team America: World Police, the
film starring a bunch of puppets made by the creators of South
Park. The shirts and gifts in this shop were inspired by
a song in that film. |
| another_skull |
This
shop has t-shirts and gifts for the pirate in all of us. It's
a shop with Skull & Crossbones tees! |
| asshat_tshirts |
Urban
Dictionary defines asshat as, "One who has their head
up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat." This is
an online store with asshat t-shirts and gifts. They're perfect
for the asshat in your life. |
| atlanta_TS |
If
you live in Atlanta or have recently been there but don't have
an Atlanta t-shirt, you should visit this shop and buy something. |
| balding_shirts |
These
are the perfect gift for the man (or woman) in your life that
is losing hair. "I'm not going bald. I'm getting head." |
| beaver_beaver |
These
t-shirts and other gift items feature a picture of a beaver
with the word beaver underneath it. now you will know exactly
what a beaver looks like in case you encounter one. |
| billary |
Hillary
er... Billary Clinton in 2008? Well, he did already have 8 years
in the White House. Why not eight more? Billary t-shirts and
gifts are here. |
| billary_2008 |
It
is said that Hillary Clinton ran the White House when Bill
was President Clinton. Maybe she should get the chance to
do it again, but with the title. 8 more years, I say. Billary
in 2008! There are great gifts and t-shirts to enhance the
politacal presidential campaign here! Buy a Billary tshirt
today! |
| blue_glass |
These
t-shirts and other items feature a photograph taken by J Scholtes
of the glass block fountain in Chicago's Millennium Park.
It's a close-up so it's hard to tell that it's the fountain
that the photo is of, but it's a pretty cool shot just the
same. Take a look. |
| blue_state_suck |
After
making the "Red States Suck" t-shirt and gift shop,
J thought it would be nice to be bipartisan and make a nasty
one about blue states too. Here it is. |
| bowling_tshirt |
"Bowling
Rocks!" At least the t-shirts and gifts in this shop say
so. The perfect item for the bowler in your life is here. Whether
it be a person playing on a league or a sometimes bowler, you
can find the t-shirt or gift in this shop. |
| camoflage_heart |
If
your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend is deployed in
the armed forces, you might have an interest in the items in
this shop. It's a large heart that is camouflaged. Show your
love for your deployed loved one with the items in this shop. |
| cheaper_porn |
In
many senses, porn is cheaper than dating. The shirts and gift
items in this shop proclaim it: "Porn: It's Cheaper than
Dating." |
| chicago_tees |
J
thinks Chicago is the best city in the world. If you live in
Chicago or have recently been there but don't have a Chicago
t-shirt, you should visit this shop and buy something. |
| chingatumadre |
"Chinga
tu Madre" is one of the worst things you can say to someone
in Spanish. Say it with one of the t-shirts or gifts in this
shop. |
| CHIXDIGME |
Women
dig me and so do chicks. Of course, what I mean is baby chickens.
There are fun items in this shop with the phrase "Chicks
Dig Me" along with images of baby chicks. |
| crazy_gas_price |
Gas
prices are insane right now. Take a look at the gas price sign
on the t-shirts and gifts in this shop, an arm, a leg, a first
born. |
| designate_drink |
You've
all heard that it's a good idea to have a designated driver
at any party you go to, especially New Year's Eve. What about
a designated drinker? Identify yourself as the designated drinker
with the t-shirts and gifts in this shop. |
| detroit_ts |
If
you live in Detroit or have recently been there but don't have
an Detroit t-shirt, you should visit this shop and buy something. |
| dom_violence |
Domestic
violence is an epidemic across the United States and most of
the world. Show your hatred of this fact by standing up with
one of the t-shirts or other gift items in this shop. |
| donotirritate |
This
is a t-shirt with a diamond-shaped "Do Not Irritate"
sign with a skull. It's a great gift for that irritable person
in your life. It's a gift with attitude. |
| dont_eat_me_pig |
It's
a pig that requests not to be eaten. It's perfect for anyone
who does not eat pork or your favorite vegetarian. Please don't
eat the piggie. Buy a t-shirt or other gift from this shop. |
| dumb_democrats |
After
making his "Republicans are Dumb" t-shirt and gift
shop, J thought he would be bipartisan by making one about Democrats. |
| eatme_pig |
It's
a pig that requests to be eaten. It's perfect for anyone who
loves meat or good ol' pork bbq. Eat the piggie. Buy a t-shirt
or other gift from this shop. |
| f_u_c_k_you |
This
is exactly what the shop name implies. It's offensive. It's
on t-shirts and gifts. Check out the "Fuck You" shop. |
| fag_hag |
These
items are also available in the Gay
Pride Section of OffensiveTs.com.
There are t-shirts and gifts for your favorite fag hag. |
| faux_news |
For
all those that hate Fox News, there is an item here for you.
There are Faux News t-shirts and gifts in this shop. This design
also appears in the Anti-Righty
(Anti-Republican) Secion of OffensiveTs.com.
|
| femaleneedshead |
These
are t-shirts and gifts with the headless version of a female
bathroom sign. The text underneath says "Needs Head."
Women need head too. These are the perfect gifts for the woman
in your life who loves the cunnilingus. |
| ferris_wheel |
These
t-shirts and other gift items feature a photograph taken by
J Scholtes of the ferris wheel on Chicago's Navy Pier. It's
a cool shot of the beautiful ferris wheel here in Chicago. Take
a look. Buy a t-shirt or gift with this photograph on it. |
| freak_tshirts |
If
you're a freak, this is the shop for you. Do you know a freak?
This is the shop to buy a freak t-shirt or gift for that person.
|
| FU_morse_code |
This
is exactly what the shop name implies. It's offensive. It's
funny. It's in Morse Code. It's on t-shirts and gifts. Check
out the this shop. |
| fuck_you_tees |
This
is exactly what the shop name implies. It's offensive. It's
on t-shirts and gifts. Check out the "Fuck You" shop. |
| got_nookie |
You
may well have milk, but do you got nookie? Ask the question
with the t-shirts and gift items in this shop. |
| gothic_shorty |
These
t-shirts and other gifts say "Shorty" in cool gothic
lettering. |
| gr8nbd |
Proclaim your
greatness in bed with these GR8NBD t-shirts, stickers, and other
items. Great in Bed! |
| i_love_audra |
Do
you love Audra? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Audra" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| i_love_bush_NOT |
If
you love bush, but hate President Bush, the anti-bush t-shirts
and gifts in this shop may be for you. This design can also
be found in the Anti-Bush
Section at OffensiveTs.com. |
| i_love_santa |
Do
you love Christmas? Do you love Santa? These "I Love Santa'
t-shirts and gifts may be perfect for this holiday season. The
word santa is made up on cool Santas. Check out this
cool christmas t-shirt and gift shop. |
| i_love_sex |
Do
you love sex? Proclaim your love of sex with the t-shirts and
gifts in this shop. So sexy. |
| i_love_soldiers |
Do
you love soldiers? Proclaim your love of soldiers, especially
your deployed loved one, with the t-shirts and gifts in this
shop. Support our troops. |
| i_rule_ruler |
The
cute and funny items in this shop are great. It's an image of
a ruler with the words "I rule." This is cute and
funny and the perfect t-shirt or gift for anyone you know with
a sense of humor. |
| ifoundjesus |
If
you're a Christian and have been saved by finding jesus and
accepting him into your life, this is the perfect item to celebrate
your love of the lord. There are wonderful Christian t-shirts
and gifts in this section that proclaim that you have found
Jesus. "I Found Jesus" t-shirts and gifts are here. |
| ihate_vday |
If
you'll be alone on Valentine's Day or you just don't like the
idea of it to begin with, this may be the shop for you. I hate
Valentine's Day t-shirts and gifts are in this shop. |
| illini_wins |
The
Illini won in 2005. The Illini were the champions. The t-shirts
and gifts in this shop celebrate their victory. |
| iloveashlee |
Do
you love Ashlee? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Ashlee" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| ilovechads |
Are
you a Trixie? Do you love Chads? The male equivalent of a
Lincoln Park Trixie is a Chad. If you love Lincoln Park Chads,
these t-shirts and great gift items are for you. |
| ilovetrixie |
Do
you love Trixie? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Trixie" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| ilovetrixies |
Are
you a Chad? Do you love Trixies? The female equivalent of a
Lincoln Park Chad is a Trixie. If you love Lincoln Park Trixies,
these t-shirts and great gift items are for you. |
| imaginary_god |
If
you really don't like religious people or those born-agains
who feel the need to come up to you and tell you about Jesus
or how they think you're damned to hell, the items in this shop
may be just for you. "Fuck you and your imaginary god." |
| indiefilm |
This
shop contains t-shirts and gifts for anyone working in or loving
movies and independent films. There are "I Love Indie Films"
shirts and gift items as well as gifts and t-shirts for people
working in film (filmmakers or film makers) in various capacities.
Enjoy film making? Visit this shop. |
| join_the_army |
Join
the Army. Travel to exotic lands. Meet exciting and unusual
people, and kill them. Whether it's the United States Army or
the Army of another country, you can find something cool in
this store for you and yours. This isn't regulation or surplus,
this is funny (and maybe a little offensive) gear. What's your
rank, ranger? Buy some of these t-shirts and other rad items. |
| judas_did_it |
You've
seen the phrase "WWJD" or What Would Jesus Do?"
on many Christian T-Shirts, but what about Judas? What Would
Judas Do? These tees and gifts ask that very question. |
| kaleidoscopic_ |
These
t-shirts and other items are cool and funky and have a beautiful
colorful kaleidoscopic design graphic on them. It's like you're
looking through a psychedelic kaleidoscope. |
| kissmy_ass |
You've
got some attitude. Everyone should kiss your ass. These items
tell people just what they need to do to get on your good side,
that is if you even have a good side. Kiss my ass t-shirts. |
|
legalize_420 |
This
shirt has a marijuana pot leaf, and says LEGALIZE underneath.
Legalize marijuana. Buy a t-shirt. |
| local_rockstar |
As
your local band gains popularity, you might need one of these
"Local Rockstar" tees or gifts. |
| love_devil_work |
"Love
is the work of the devil," or so say these t-shirts and
gifts. Buy one today for your Anti-Valentine or yourself. |
| love_handsign |
There
seems to be no better way to say LOVE other than with your hands.
These items show the letters that make the word LOVE spelled
out in sign language. These are great gifts for Valentine's
Day or any day for the person you love. |
| lovemy_soldier |
If
you're the wife or husband of an army or other military soldier,
this is the shop for you. You can show your love for your soldier
with one of our quality t-shirts or other items. Show you're
a proud army wife or husband with one of these t-shirts or other
items. You love your soldier. |
| lovethyneigh |
Love
thy neighbor, but don't get caught. These are words to live
by, and here they are on these fantastic gift items and t-shirts,
as funny and offensive as they may be. If you're going to
cheat, don't get caught. |
| makelove_notwar |
The
hippies had it right in the 1960s. People should make love not
make war. I support our troops, but do not support our current
war effort. Check out these colorful "Make Love Not War"
t-shirts and gifts. |
| martini_1 |
These
retro urban chic t-shirts and gift items are for the martini
lover or mixologist in your life. Green Liquid with a cherry
and a yellow starburst. |
| martini_2 |
These
cool retro urban chic design items are for you. It's a martini
glass image with pink liquid and a cherry. You might even
call it a Cosmo or Cosmopolitan. Any of these t-shirts or
other gift items would be great gifts. They might even be
perfect for that upcoming bridal shower or bachelorette party. |
| martini_3 |
This
cool retro urban chic item is for you. It's a martini glass
image with seafoam green liquid and an olive. You might even
call it a dirty martini. |
| mess_with_tx |
There's
that old saying from TX, "Don't mess with Texas."
Well, I say, forget that. Let's really screw with them crazy
Texans. I heard that when George Dubya Bush bought the Texas
Rangers, he was really upset that Walker wasn't on the team.
Any state that elected that goofball governor needs to be seriously
messed with (then they were a red state in the 2004 election
too *shakes a fist*). Let's give them cowboys something to remember...
Please Mess with Texas. |
| middle_finger |
These
t-shirts and gift items feature an image of the perfect greeting
by those with attitude problems... the middle finger. This
image features a hand in a leather glove with a spiked bracelet.
Buy one of these funny flip the bird items today. |
| militaryfam |
This
shop is for the military family. It contains tee shirts and
gift items for those that miss and love their friends and relatives
who have been deployed overseas in the army, navy, marines,
air force, or other branch of the United States armed forces. |
| mondays_rule |
There
are people who think Mondays are awesome. Everyone knows someone
like this. Clearly, those people are insane. You should buy
that person in your life one of these funny t-shirts or gift
items. |
| more_shorty |
These
are the perfect t-shirts and gifts for the not-so-tall (little,
short) person in your life. |
| my_own_stunts |
Are
you a daredevil? Are you an action superhero? Do you do your
own stunts? These "I do my own stunts" t-shirts and
gifts show off your dangerous side. |
| needs_head_ts |
These
items are great. It's a men's bathroon sign with the head missing
on the man on the sign. He needs head. The words "Needs
Head" are printed below the sign. This is great for the
guy who needs oral pleasure. |
| nerd_are_cool |
Everyone
should be nice to nerds. The fact is, that nerds are way cool.
Support your local nerd by buying these t-shirts or gift items. |
| nerds_rule |
Nerds
RULE! Everyone should be nice to their local nerd as nerds are
completely awesome. They're the new COOL! Nerds rule. Learn
it. Buy one of these awesome t-shirts and gift items, and show
your support for the nerd population. |
| new_york_ts |
If
you live in New York or have recently been there but don't have
an New York t-shirt, you should visit this shop and buy something. |
| no_love_4_reps |
These
are the perfect items to wear or tote to the Republican National
Convention or a George Dubya Bush speech. If you dislike (or
hate) those Elephants as much as I do, you should buy a few
of these lovely items. The Republican Party is bad. I hate Republicans.
Buy a t-shirt!! |
| nymphomaniacs |
Are
you perpetually horny? This NYMPHOMANIAC item is for you.
Using this t-shirts and other gift items may help you get
some. |
| offmynuts |
This
squirrel wants you off his nuts, and he looks pretty serious
about it. Get off his nuts and buy one or more of these fine
items for a gift or for yourself. |
| oldschoolgames |
How
much do you love old school video games? Whether it's Atari,
Commodore 64, Amiga, or 80's era arcade games, these items are
for you. Of course, they also make great gifts for the video
game lover among your friends or family. Find fun t-shirts and
more great gifts here. |
| par_republican |
When
some were little, their parents said they could become whatever
they wanted. So now some of them watch FOX News Channel and
proudly voted for Mr. Bush. You should buy one of these fine
items if you're a Republican too. You could get a t-shirt or
a sweatshirt, a sticker or a button. You can show you're a Republican
and have your pride with one of these gift items. |
| parents_asshole |
Your
parents said you could become anything, so I became an ASSHOLE!
Buy a t-shirt or something. |
| parentssaidbitc |
Your
parents said you could become anything, so I became a BITCH!
Buy a t-shirt or something. |
| PMSING |
It's
PMS Time! That wonderful time of the month that each woman so
looks forward to. Maybe not. Warn your friends, family, co-workers,
and those walking down the street with these warning sign t-shirts
and gifts. |
| red_states_suck |
Red
States do suck and so do those pesky Republicans. Show those
RED states your disdain for them with these fine t-shirts, sweatshirts,
and other items for your house, car, and kid. |
| retired_diy |
Planning
for that perfect funny retirement gift? Buy these items and
they can give the same speech any time anyone asks them to
do something! That's the plan, man. It's the perfect retirement
gift for anyone in your community. Don't just plan, but buy
it today! |
| same_shirt |
So
all your other clothes are dirty and you have to wear the same
shirt twice? Sucks to be you. Buy a shirt. You know, like one
of the ones in this cool shop. |
| santa_bad_girls |
Santa
knows if you've been bad or good, and he has a special fondness
for the naughty girls. Santa knows where all the bad girls live.
You should buy one of these items. They make great Christmas
gifts for bad girls. |
| save_a_cowboy |
You
too can be big and rich! All you have to do is save a cowboy.
How do you do that, you ask? Well you should just ride a horse,
of course. These parody t-shirts and gifts are cute and funny. |
| save_a_horse_2 |
You'd
look great on video or singing a lyric wearing this fine t-shirt.
You can wear a shirt and sing a song. You can save a horse
as you ride a cowboy. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Buy a t-shirt. |
| shiny_objects |
There's
nothing wrong with being easily distracted by shiny object,
but maybe you should let people know about your attention deficit
disorder. The t-shirts and gift items in this shop should do
the trick. |
| shitty_band |
I
Really don't Like Your shitty Band T-shirts and stickers and
other fun stuff. |
| short_tshirts |
These
are the perfect gifts for the not-so-tall (short) person in
your life. Get something for shorty in this shop. |
| shorty_shirts |
Get
these shorty items. You'll be the hottest shorty on the block.
You'll be a pretty ricky when you sing some lyrics or just buy
these items. Wanna ride? Buy these! |
| smile_tshirts |
A
smile is a wonderful thing. These t-shirts and gift items have
a big retro yellow smiley face on them. Smile. |
| skull_1234 |
These
items have a drawing of a skull on them. They're pretty cool.
You should buy them for that metalhead or gothic person in your
life. |
| soul_partol |
Show
your part of the Soul Patrol with the items in this shop. You
can celebrate Taylor Hicks as part of the soul patrol with these
t-shirts and other awesome items. |
| squirrelnuts |
This
cute squirrel does not like you being on his nuts. Get off his
nuts with these fine clothing and gift items for a friend or
for yourself. |
| stopsay_awesome |
Too
many people use the word "awesome" far too often.
Join the movement to get teens (and people in general) to
STOP SAYING AWESOME with these t-shirts and other great gift
items. |
| stupid_breeding |
There's
no denying that stupid people shouldn't breed, and yet they
seem to at huge numbers. These t-shirts and other gift items
proclaim your disdain for stupid people breeding. |
| stupid_racists |
You
should feel sorry for those ignorant racists. God knows that
they're stupid. Maybe they just can't help it. Let everyone
know of the low IQs of bigots with these clothing and gift items. |
| tellyour_mom_hi |
This
is a great way to insult everyone's mom. Tell your mom I said
hi. Yo momma! Tell her I said hi with these t-shirts and stuff. |
| tipping_is_good |
Whether
you work as a server in a restauant, a pizza delivery guy,
a valet parking attendant, a hairdresser or hair stylist,
or any other job that depends on tips as a large part of the
income, remind your customers what tipping is above all else:
Tipping is Good Karma. We have everything from t-shirts to
aprons to buttons that encourage customers to have good tipping
etiquette and get a bit of good karma in the process. |
| token_friend |
Every
group has one whether it's a token black guy, token white guy,
token asian person, token Jewish girl, or whatever. These t-shirts
and other items would be perfect for that person or yourself
if you are him or her. |
| tooloud_tooold |
If
the music is too loud, you're too old to understand. If it's
too loud, you're too old. These t-shirts and gift items say
it all, and have a cool retro boombox on them too. |
| TOURIST_TEES |
I have long said that tourists should advertise the fact that
they are tourists. Travel magazines and books should tell
people this. Instead of people just thinking you're silly,
stupid, or in some or many cases, rude, this will let them
know in advance that you're a tourist. It's okay, you're on
vacation. These items
let you advertise your tourism. |
| trust_god |
These
Christian t-shirts and gift items will remind people of the
trust they should have in God. "Trust me, I have everything
under control. - God" |
| trust_jesus |
These
Christian t-shirts and gift items will remind people of the
trust they should have in Jesus. "Trust me, I have everything
under control. - Jesus" |
| under_mistletoe |
Just
like what happens in Vegas, what happens under the mistletoe
stays under the mistletoe. You should kiss me or buy a t-shirt
or something. These items would be great around the Christmas
holidays. |
| wannamakeout |
This
is J's oldest and largest online t-shirt shop. It contains funny
and offensive shirts and gift items as well as birthdays, zodiac,
gay pride, anti-bush, anti-republican, holiday-related (including
Christmas, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Mother's Day,
Father's Day, and others), and more funny and offensive t-shirts
and gifts. |
| warhol_bush |
If
you love President Bush, these are the perfect items for you.
They show the face of President GW in multiple colors, simlar
to a painting by Andy Warhol. |
| watertower |
The
items in this shop contain a beautiful photograph of the watertower
in Chicago at night. |
| way_cool_vagina |
Vaginas
are indeed way cool. Celebrate the coolness of vaginas everywhere
with one of these fine items. |
| welcome_to_chi |
T-shirts
and other great gift items to welcome mother fuckers to Chicago.
Welcome to Chicago, Motherfucker! I've been told this is a line
from a Kill Hannah song too. I guess that would make it a good
t-shirt or other gift for a Kill Hannah fan. |
| word_shirt |
Whether
it's writing words, or word searches or games or puzzles, this
is the perfect gift for you. Of course it could be a hip hop
thing too, or a poetry thing. Buy these gift, yo. Word. |
| yesilovechad |
Do
you love Chad? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Chad" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| yesilovechris |
Do
you love Chris? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Chris" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| yesilovejohnny |
Do
you love Johnny? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Johnny" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
| yesilovemike |
Do
you love Mike? Shout it from the mountaintops with the items
in this shop. "I Love Mike" t-shirts and gifts are
here. |
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